Top 10 cow boy movies

10.Fistful of dollars



9.The man who shot liberty vallace?



8.The quick and the dead



7. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid



6.The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford



5.The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada



4.Blazing Saddles



3.Dances with Wolves



2.Unforgiven



1.High noon

When I first met Sachin Tendulkar....

I was 10 years old kid when I first met Sachin Tendulkar (actually he was sixteen years old kid then)

1989!

Venue: The living hall!

To be exact: The black and white videocon T.V in the living hall, showing an exhibition match played between India and pakistan ( to be more exact, in Peshawar).

The kid (;) me ) was disappointed that a 50 overs official game was truncated to a 20 overs exhibition match due to bad light.

India was chasing 157. In those days India rarely won against pakistan, each victory was hailed as miracle!

Indian captain Srikanth had already lost hope of winning (Task was too daunting ... 69 runs of 5 overs) and was playing too playfully as it was an exhibition match!

Then a small kid entered the stadium. I had never seen this kid before. I thought he was from Assam Ranji team, may be his facial appearance would have misguided me ( And also my confident knowledgeable sister was affirming the fact that he was from Assam, hence no doubt raised what so ever!)

The Kid was two and a half times taller than the bat he was holding and somewhat taller than the stumps!

Curly curly hair, barely no mush, unique boyish stance and an exuberant confidence as if he already had fifty test centuries in his bag ( who would have thought eventually he would?)

Within few minutes after the kid took the crease,  the confident (as he was having already two wickets in his back pockets) Mustaq Ahamed's (another somewhat chubby kid little older than Tendulkar) couple of spinning balls vanished in some black hole among the spectators. Whole jubilant Pakistan crowd was stunned along with the Indian skipper Srikanth at the other end , wondering... "hey kid! who coached you, nobody plays such shots in India currently ... of course, except me occasionally!"

Then came the deadly Abdul Qadir. Deadly! yeah truly... his records against Indians would prove the justice of the chosen adjective. I didn't know what mesmerized and bamboozled India batsmen, whether his unique dancing way of reaching the crease or his ever spinning balls' treacherous way of trespassing our bats men's Indian Gate (better we could call it 'gateway') defense!

But Qadir might avoided saying those words to terrify the kid . After all that was not necessary, after all that was fate... entry of a great star should have some dramatic element, hence it would become an interesting legendary tale that would pass on from generation to generation along with the hard earned (hardly spent)and saved movable and immovable properties.

Those words are "Bachchon ko kyon mar rahe ho? Hamein bhi maar dikhao"

(" why are you hitting the kids ? Hit me too!)

What he said was like ... spending your own money to do black magic against yourself and also like... taking the crawling chameleon on the wall and putting it under your dhothi! ( you have to be a Tamilian to admire the intricacies of these wise-word comparisons)

Thats what the Kid did... hit him hard!

The over read like below...

Bang, silence, slash, bang, bang, bang!

6,o,4,6,6,6!

Everybody who witnessed the over gasped ! The young Kid on its first outing for hunting , was tearing down a lion to pieces. This would happen only in fairy tales named like " Nanarnia and Nine Shrek dwarfs " or something like that.

But it had really happened !

The worst over of Qadir in his career ( fortunately the match was not official) had been the launch pad the most powerful Indian Intercontinental Ballistic Missile named Sachin!

At last  the equation tuned out to be 4 out of one ball, but the kid couldn't make it and scrambled for one.

 (Even Srikanth was charged up, after seeing the Kid's blitzkrieg and was sprinting like hare on fire, running even for slightest misfieldings)

But it was a victory, neither the crowd nor the Pakistan rejoiced, after all rejoicing is not what you do when you are shocked!

How to master anger?

I was so angry... and I could see my own face glowing in tomato red , as if all the body's blood flow had been redirected to my face to flame up its anger further!

As shown in old Tamil black and white movies , my own mirror image started impersonating my mind (anyway whats the exact English word for manasatchi?) and started asking questions.

Me In the Mirror (MIM) : Hey! why are you so angry?

Me:(almost yelling!): If I know that, why should I be angry this much ?

MIM : Relax! Relax! Tone down your anger... I think, you know anger is the most harmful emotion to our body... just calm down!

Me : "Just calm down "... the most idiotic phrase, in mounting rage nobody would 'just' calm down... instead of telling "just" , just tell me what to do with this anger?

MIM (getting anxious on seeing my mounting rage): Bottled emotions are toxic... let your anger out!

Me: (making a fist of my right hand) I am going to let out my anger by smashing your face!

MIM : plz... no ... I am you! ... remember that!

Me : If you are me just answer me... how to master my anger?... in ten seconds you have to say me!
Or I am going to smash your face along with this mirror!

MIM : (starts fidgeting) Don't do that... let me think...

Me : 10,9,8,7...

MIM ; just give me some time space...

Me : 6,5,4,3,...

MIM : oh god save me from myself!

Me : 2, 1 , 0 ( I raised my fist)

MIM: Remember Seneca! Remember Seneca! ( screaming on top of the throat)

Me: Seneca! ( I stopped)

MIM : Yes.. his three step methodology

1. How to avoid becoming angry in the first place!

2. How to cease being angry!

3. How to deal with anger in others!

Me: Elaborate!

MIM: Seneca says,  "To avoid becoming angry in the first place, many faults of anger should be repeatedly remembered".

Me: Then!

MIM: "One should avoid being too busy or deal with anger-provoking people. Unnecessary hunger or thirst should be avoided and soothing music be listened to".

Me: To cease being angry?

MIM: "one to check speech and impulses and be aware of particular sources of personal irritation".

Me: In dealing with other people's anger?

MIM: One should not be too inquisitive: It is not always soothing to hear and see everything. When someone appears to slight you, you should be at first reluctant to believe this, and should wait to hear the full story. You should also put yourself in the place of the other person, trying to understand his motives and any extenuating factors, such as age or illness.

Me: What else he says about mastering anger?

MIM:  To put it simple he says just remember three things...

No 1: Daily self-inquisition about one's bad habit.
No 2: Check yourself when you are angry... your thought and behavior may not be rational.
No 3:  To deal with anger in others, Seneca suggests that the best reaction is to simply keep calm. A certain kind of deception, Seneca says, is necessary in dealing with angry people.

Me : mmmm... sounds good!

MIM( with a huge sigh): Whenever you got angry, just remember to remember the phrase "Remember Seneca" ... surely the phrase saved me from getting smashed by myself... it could save you from yourself too ( it winked at me with a meaningful smile... and vanished along with my anger)

Remember Seneca! 

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9.MRF



8.Volvic



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6.Magnum 7 sins ice cream



5.Remanika sarees



4.Leo coffee



3.Airtel



2.Times of India concert



1.Asian paints

Do elephants swim?

We assume lot of things unconsciously ,without giving it a second thinking. Like that I assumed ,elephants are not good swimmers, may be their gigantic size would have misled my belief system.

But while watching the movie 'The fall' I had a divine revelation that actually these 3000 kilo beings could swim better than 50 kg Homo Sapien beauties. In the movie the elephant  helps a bunch of heroes to escape from a butterfly shaped island. The scene where the elephant swims has been extraordinarily shot (hats off to the film crew) , just seeing it gives you a spritual experience in admiration of its aesthetics in swimming.

The reason for their tireless and better swimming abilities are due to the fact that they use their trunks as snorkels. Actually before Hanuman had swam across the sea to Sri Lanka, it seems that some Elephant herds  had swam to there and settled there. (actually had grown slightly bigger than their own ancestral Indian counter parts in course of time).

As elephants are being good swimmers Andhamanese use the elephants to transport goods (especially logs) across the islands through sea.

I have seen Lord Ganesha in different forms, but I haven't seen so far a swimming Ganesha. Have you?

Beware of this beautiful lady!

Belladonna, the deadly night shade.

The beautiful plant you are seeing on the top is a poisonous plant too!

It was first grown widely in ancient India!

If you want to taste their black berries, I have to warn you!

Even though they are sweet, a little while after tasting them you would lose your voice, your body would be jerking uncontrollably and your pupils would dilate wildly wide and your dried mouth would spill out all the filthy words in the oxford dictionary of slangs!!

Few berries would carry you to a dream world and few more will carry you out of this world straight to the heaven!

Bella Donna means 'beautiful lady' in Italy.

The Italian ladies used them in olden days, they would put few drops of this plant's juice into their eyes, so the pupils would get dilated, which was considered sexy those days, some used to smear the juice on their skins to make it more pale!

             

                                             (Do you find it sexy... the wide pupil?)

Even though they are poisonous they are one of the best medicinal plants. The drug 'atropine' is produced from this plant, which serves as an antidote to the pesticide poisons used in suicides,(which had become more common nowadays in Indian farmers, with monsoon failing or exceeding their limits continuously, spelling a bad cast on their lively hood)!

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10. History of the world - part 1



9. One week



8. Naked gun 33 1/3



7 Michael Madhana Kamarajan



6. It happened one night



5. Safety last



4. Kungfu hustle



3. Tropic thunder



2. Young Frankenstein



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The ten kisses you should not miss

I am one of the list manics. Here is my top 10 list of best on screen kisses.

10. Doom 2



9. From here to eternity





8. The fountain





7. Cold mountain





6. Star wars





5. Titanic





4.The fifth element




3.Idhayathai thirudathe



2. Chinese ghost story



1.cinema paradiso

My first kiss

Kiss... a quivering of two souls for an unification!

It took eight years on this earth for me to experience my first kiss. For me, the kiss is the one which happens between two silently conversing lips, all other conversations between two body parts are just misses!

Until my eight years of my age I have never seen a kiss. Even on screens , the Indian heroes would do all nasty things to heroines ,but kissing on the lips was forbidden, even now I couldn't comprehend that irony.

I was in the movie hall  named Lena in the Chidambaram town when it happened. It happened out of the blue before i could comprehend what was going on. Still the taste lingers in my eyes pleasantly.

" eyes?... lingers in your eyes? you are mistaken, I think it should be lips" I could hear you saying so... but I am not mistaken... Do you want to see my first kiss, that had happened strangely inside a pot, just click the video below!





How was that? That was my first kiss that I have seen or experienced or whatever, while watching the movie King Solomon mines, before that I didn't know such an act existed in human behavior.

Hey folks, share your experience of your first kiss!

hi everyone

I am Sashwathan... born yesterday.... trying to scribble today... with your inspirations who knows an epic may be on the writings! This is a blog about everything and even about nothing too!